I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor

Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks

by Meme yapper January 15, 2026

I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor

Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks

by Meme yapper January 15, 2026

Hard Problem of Money

The problem of its intrinsic valuelessness. Money is a collective hallucination with no inherent worth (a paper dollar, a digital bit). Its value derives solely from the shared belief that others will accept it for goods and services. The hard problem is maintaining this fragile consensus, especially as money becomes increasingly abstracted (from gold to paper to digits to cryptocurrencies). The entire global economy rests on a confidence game. If that faith evaporates, the "value" vanishes instantly, revealing money as a pure social construct of trust—the most powerful and volatile fiction ever created.

Example: A central bank performs "quantitative easing"—it creates billions of dollars by electronically altering numbers in bank accounts. No new goods or services exist, but the money supply grows. If people believe this new money is "real," inflation may be controlled. If they lose faith, hyperinflation ensues. The hard problem: Money's value isn't in the paper or the number; it's in the shared psychology of a population. It's a story we all tell each other, and the economy is the act of everyone continuing to believe the plot. It works until, suddenly, it doesn't. Hard Problem of Money.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

by Mahnig March 31, 2010

that was not very cash money

used to describe a situation that you did not like or something that you don’t agree with

did you hear? brad slept with alex’s girlfriend. that was not very cash money of him

by molmoney July 26, 2019

I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020