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happy little accident

1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.

person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex

father: you're an orphan we don't want you.

you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022
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If I had my little way

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020
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Little Brother

A term used to refer to Texas University located in Austin, Texas. Specifically, it refers to t.u.’s relationship to the state’s flagship university and Big Brother, Texas A&M University. Little Brother has a history of losing football games in its brutal in conference schedule, featuring a slate against blue blood football programs such as Kansas, TCU, West Virginia, and Baylor, otherwise known as murderer’s row.
Poor Little Brother! They’re having a hard time beating Gary Patterson and TCU, I don’t know why they think it’s a good idea to follow Texas A&M to a real conference.
by Alpha Texan September 29, 2021
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little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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Little petter

Paynes Penis
Why does Payne have a little petter
by ZestyNuts September 11, 2023
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Little man syndrome

A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.

Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.

People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
My boss is an incompetent pos that suffers from Little Man syndrome
by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024
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Little Noobie

The feeling of having sexual desires for ones younger male cousin. Often calling them little noobie to hint sexual pleasing.
by N921 December 3, 2022
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