taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.

Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.

by singer61 May 5, 2018

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020

Cheeseburger bird

A nickname for chickadees in North America, so called due to their springtime mating calls

(Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird

(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger

(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee

(Me) Yes

by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025

bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.

by HopHoppipHarvest May 20, 2021

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019