Fish Hook Theory

The ideology of extremists.

When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!

Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.

See also: horseshoe theory

Fish Hook Theory is cancer.

by Politics are garbage October 14, 2017

Feed the Brown Fish

To take a poop while jerking off. Prior to cumming, stand up, face the toilet bowl and cum on your poop. Thus feeding the brown fish.

It's 3:30, time to go feed the brown fish. The smell is always horrible afterwards.

by ciaobeau March 26, 2011

Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

Cold Fish Eye

when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.

my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.

by Ogreinohio September 18, 2009

Thank You For Fish

A common phrase used to express gratitude for the presence of fish in appropriate social contexts.

- 'Hey, how come it doesn't rain salt water?'
- 'Because fish in the oceans eat the salt.'
- 'God, thank you for fish'

by TheManWithNoEars January 2, 2012

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

Reel Big Fish

The best band ever if you are in high school and have never heard good music.

A: Remember how you used to like Jimmy Eat World?
B: Yuck.
A: Whatever happened to them?
B: I don't know but Reel Big Fish stole their shtick.

by Internetted October 4, 2009