Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
Alex Lomuto farms small teams.
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Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
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Alex Prior

this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
yo Alex Prior i think you’re amazing, ughhhh
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stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”
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Alex Marr

N. A man that can close deals; one helluvah guy.
That is one Alex Marr!
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Alex Marr

Typical wanna be rochdalian, big long head and thinks he looks like hulk but looks like an Ethiopian
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Pierre-Alex

Guy from Georgia that has the perfect english that always watch Joshdub.
Pierre-Alex is definited
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