Is water wet?

Uh yeah you idiot :)

Marc: hey, is water wet?

bob: Yeah, are you retarded?

marc: no no just wanted to ask

bob: sure you did *eye roll*

by Ahhhhhh :) May 3, 2021

Wet slogger

And moist, gross , smelly husk of a human

Ruben is a wet slogger!!

by DigitalR March 11, 2022

Wet Narcissus

The combination of coke and viagra, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. Most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. Hard revelry, if you will...

"Do you have that Wet Narcissus, Nic? That cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at Vandams might run circles around me in bed if I don't do some combo linez."

by Dirty Daddy January 15, 2013

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

Wet Winnie

When a female puts a finger in her pussy and then puts it in your ear

So what, she gave you a wet willy?
Nah Bro, that was a Wet Winnie!!

by Corny6Nuts April 9, 2025

Wet Wonda

When a female fingers herself, then proceeds to give you a wet Willy.

I was at the strip club and got a lapper. During it she gave me an ol wet Wonda!

by TyGuy641 February 24, 2025

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021