A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her
Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!
by protomorphius January 29, 2012
Get the imaginary girlfriend syndrome mug.Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.
These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011
Get the Pool-child Syndrome mug.A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
Get the Golden Nuts Syndrome mug.Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Mom Syndrome mug.John- “damnnn yo child got that brissia syndrome”
Juan-“what you mean?”
*plane lands on baby’s head*
Juan-“oh”
Juan-“what you mean?”
*plane lands on baby’s head*
Juan-“oh”
by The lonely sea star March 7, 2019
Get the Brissia syndrome mug.Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.
"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."
by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013
Get the Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome mug.When a group of people, or a mass of people, build a cult of personality around one person and think that person can't do anything wrong.
Person1: Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong!
Person2: Wow, it sounds like you have a serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome!
Person2: Wow, it sounds like you have a serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome!
by vocal percussion February 11, 2021
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