by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021
Get the I hate this life mug.A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
by BladeBronco December 7, 2012
Get the My Life Is The Worst mug.Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.
Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"
Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"
Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"
Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
by Punter Boy February 1, 2010
Get the back seat lifing mug.by History! November 13, 2016
Get the To save my life mug.Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...
by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009
Get the JAM YOUR LIFE! mug.Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
by radar180 December 10, 2016
Get the Fuck My Life mug.The love that never separates from your soul. Not after change, heart aches, or even time. The memory of your time together warms your heart & even when its over you still remember it as one of the best times of your life. It reminds you of adventure and magic. Its the love that forever changed you as a person. Now this is often mistaken for a soul mate ,but often that is far from the truth. People Come & go in your life to lead you to where you need to go. To find your Soul Mate, & your own peace with the world
by Kitty forman October 18, 2018
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