when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
by gootygoat January 8, 2012
Get the gooty goat mug.Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012
Get the Snake Goal mug.An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
by HunterHall May 2, 2012
Get the Field goal status mug.When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
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Get the Mustacheless Goatee mug.A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013
Get the true goatee mug.when one scores a very lucky, trashy, "sweaty," goal (off of a rebound in most cases). The goal scorer often celebrates as if he has scored an incredible goal, oblivious to the fact that it was not cool at all, in fact it was very ugly.
by baller196478 November 4, 2013
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