douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

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Douche

A type of retard...

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND

by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022

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When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022

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Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021

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