cyber sex

When two or more applicatns engage in online sexual activites.

oh anna baby i love you
i love you too
oh harder
really aint i doing it hard enough?
oh please your turning my mother board on
oh god dont stop
floppy disk drive thingie flashes
oh my
oh my
oh my
james stop stop
why baby
i think this is wrong
it aint wrong
its all worth it in the end
okay babe whatever you say
• UNZIPS TINY COCK
• Licks ur tiny cock

Wow that was lame yet good
wow i hope my anti virus protection worked
i soo aint getting pregent

that was the most best cyber sex we have ever had.

by havea guess August 13, 2007

sex and the city

a show about 3 hookers and their mom

did u watch sex and the city last night

no i dnt watch porn with a plot

by symple jack March 14, 2009

Fail Sex

Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.

"Hey Wes how was that fail sex last night?"

by Xtian, Burn and Reesor. August 16, 2009

Sex nappy

Particularly foul word for condom.

"Don't go raw deal, don a sex nappy"

by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

Sex Anthem

The song that you and your lover bang to when you want to remember the good old days; hanging out in the back of your car, drinking cheap beer, and vintage sex. This term is also used today to describe a song in which one strums the guitar with their penis, so as to incorporate sexual themes in their music. The penis can also be used as a replacement of the stick in a drumset and the xylophone.

Horny lover 1: do you remember our sex anthem? Let us make love to the that sweet tune once more.
Horny lover 2: Sownds kewl. i layk secks.

by cat man gangster November 20, 2010

sex cycle

When you reach all the different bases with a different partner in one night. ie. you make out with someone, you get fingered or a hand-job from someone else, oral sex with yet another partner and finish the night going all the way!

Hey man, so I went to Bennigan's last night and totally pulled off the "sex cycle"...
Dude...Teach me!

by Overloaded April 27, 2009

Guitar Sex

When your partner takes an entire guitar up their rectum.

Daniel: Did you hear? Sara and Mike had some mad guitar sex
Michael: Man I wish I was a musician!

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017