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Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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oki poki

friend: "were going to the beach now"
you: "oki poki"
by creamy bean boi November 28, 2020
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also Pokémon sw/sh

every negative argument but national pokedex removal and wasted story, is trash and just something nitpicked to be nitpicked
also Pokémon sw/sh: i agree some parts are wasted potential but really, is it that bad to still be talked about in 2021, 2 years after its initial launch?
by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021
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sticky pokey

a tool used to pack a cone or clear a bowl of the great mary jane
“hey wanna pack a cone?”
“yeah, hand me a sticky pokey”

“wheres the sticky pokey i need to clear the bowl piece”
by genibobeni March 17, 2021
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The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".
Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects
by toffeebulu March 28, 2021
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