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Mr T

Similar to an Abe Lincoln only with the Mr T you will need to shave the persons head. Cum on her face and down the center of her scalp, shave your pubic hair and stick it on your cum...all while saying eat your drugs, get 8 hours of milk, drink you sleep...or i Pity the fool
Did you hear about Kim? Yeah she got Mr T'd last night.
by Pink Panther24 January 9, 2010
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Mr Da Silva

Portuguese music teacher. Funny as a clownfish that is high on cocaine. You could probably find him with intervals, or calling his students retarded. His favourite tune is 131 242 131 25 131 242 321.
This shirt is as bad as Mr Da Silva.
by BiggerChungus69 August 8, 2019
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Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*

*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
by Kyle O'Neill November 29, 2007
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Mr. Get Bad

A phrase usually reserved for a whimp trying to act hard, or tough, when it is common knowledge that this person is a little bitch.
"Ohhh Now you wanna act like Mr. Get Bad ! Where was you when Santa was in here beaten my ass ?!?!?"

- Friday After Next
by Shahmon January 30, 2008
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Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
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Oh, Mr Bennet!

An exclamation used equally in times of excitement and frustration, designed to cause a similar feeling in the one to whom it has been said, yet utterly failing to do so. Originally used in Jane Austen's 'Pride and Prejudice'
1) Anger: ie, upon finding out your husband has just told your daughter he will never speak to her again should she marry someone you feel is a suitable match: "Oh, Mr BENNET!"

2) Delight: ie, upon finding your daughter is going to marry one of the most eligible men in the country, although he may own the miserable half of Derbyshire: "Oh, Mr BENNET!"

Other exclamations are also acceptable.
by Erykah July 30, 2008
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mr roberts neighborhood

The area in which Mr. Gary Roberts, an NHL hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, will be found for the majority of the hockey game.

In Mr. Roberts neighboorhood, scoring and asskickings are common.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Chris Neil skate into mr roberts neighborhood?
Person 2: Yeah, he got his head cut off with a skate.
by Gary Roberts April 16, 2008
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