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Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
by Solinvictus August 27, 2025
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by anonymous October 13, 2025
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1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
Get the Ice Donkey mug.Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013
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