milking

Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.

Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.

by soxy February 10, 2018

Milk

Grand, Amazing, Awesome, Stupendous, 'out of this world' - in reference to the Milky Way Galaxy.

Skateboarder: "Yo , that Gazelle flip was Milk.

Financier: Yo Wallstreet has been so Milk today.

Gardener: I can't believe those Geraniums popped like that. Straight milk!

by tincub January 7, 2023

Milk

When someone trips on their shoes or something you would say,

BOI= *TRips*
GIRL=OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh He Need SSOMMEE MilK

by SPAGETTI_ORGANES February 5, 2021

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022