To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
Get the shit squiggles mug.Why are we meeting with this shit puppy account? Even if they place an order the commission won't cover the gas it took to drive there...
by whereistodd April 22, 2010
Get the Shit Puppy mug.Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
Get the Barney shit mug.1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles
2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit
2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit
Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.
Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or
"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"
Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or
"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"
by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009
Get the shit whiskers mug.1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.
2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.
Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.
2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.
Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.
Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.
Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.
Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.
Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.
Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.
by sammee m January 19, 2010
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Get the shit picker mug.the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.
and it hurts really bad.
by ChristianBag October 8, 2009
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