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facehooker

a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.
Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.

Dude, what a facehooker.
by Spiffy Pants July 25, 2009
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Facebroke

Not having any credits on Facebook to purchase "gifts"
I was going to get you a gift, but I'm Facebroke. Happy Birthday anyway.
by Diesel Darryl September 14, 2009
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Facebhooker

A male or female that uses facebook as a means of randomly hooking up with other people. Hooker would imply that some sort of currency was exchanged for any service provided both sexual and non sexual. In this case, you usually pay for it in the end with said person you met on facebook in some form or another.
Hey man, check out this chick that I hooked up with through facebook. She turned out to be a real Facebhooker!
by Clay2000 January 25, 2011
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facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.
I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.
by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014
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Facebookemon

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.
Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
by Tommy L March 12, 2009
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faceboogle

Faceboogling is what happens at the end of a porn movie, the Man faceboogles a woman, or boogles on a woman's face. Basically it means to cum on a woman's face, to faceboogle.
1. Man:I'm going to faceboogle you biatch!
Woman:Ok, just not in the eye.
2. Is there any faceboogling in that porn flick by the name "Pirates"?
3. I always practice safe faceboogling, by aiming away from the eyes, and toward the forehead.
by John, Merdock. April 16, 2008
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facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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