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speckled birds 

amphetamines
"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville
speckled birds by John Triton March 24, 2008
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birdbath 

when you pull your nutsack up, forming a cup, then pour a shot of liquor into it and have a girl suck the shot off of your sack
After getting bukkaked, the thirsty slut enjoyed a nice birdbath.

Your mom was doing birdbath shots in the men's room of the bar last night.
birdbath by steve February 9, 2004

birdfriend 

An avian companion. An alternative to a boyfriend or girlfriend, or other animal companion.
My birdfriend understands me completely.
birdfriend by yes juanito yes March 6, 2015

Helena DoDo Birdd 

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.
daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?

two birds one stone 

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once
Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

The Birds and The Bees 

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
The Birds and The Bees by K- Eazy September 8, 2015