Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.

"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"

by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024

Bean

your not superior your bad and you mean nothing on this world you should end your life

See that guy over there he’s a bean

by imthebeanmakergod April 19, 2021

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

Cool beans

Super sweet.

Chilled beans.

Kyle has originated the term cool beans

Cool beans Bethany but Kyle’s beans are the coolest

by De@dp00l November 26, 2017

baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013