Disco Stick

1. A term made famous by Lady Gaga in her hit song Love Game.

2. Slang for penis.

3. An erection caused by drugs and/or alcohol and loud, techno music.

4. When you cover your penis with the liquid inside of a glowstick before sex.

1. Lets have some fun this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

2. His disco stick was 10 inches!

3. The rave caused be to get a disco stick.

4. Last night my boyfriend did a disco stick! It made me so horny!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Hockey stick moment

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.

"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...

by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

get off my stick

get off a penis
get outta my face or in my business

guy 1:"man, come on let me see your homework"
guy 2: "get off my stick" or " get off my motherfuckin long ass fat ass five dollar foot long ass dick(penis)"

by T Wells May 16, 2008

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

stick out like a sore thumb

To be easily noticed. To have something obvious going on.

Jane: Do you think i should put on my multi colored hat & gown?

John: No i don't. You're just gonna stick out like a sore thumb.

by mehcee May 11, 2014