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Tiger Woods 

When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.
Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj
What retards who don't understand that by writing word they mean you put the WORD in the BRACKETS!
Stupid people need to be filtered out of the human gene pool.
word by Loki July 16, 2003

The B Word 

usually used to abbreviate the word bitch to avoid profanity, this expression can also be used by non-committals in reference to avoidance of the term boyfriend. Used in this way emphasizes word boyfriend as being more difficult to say than the word bitch, which if your a bit of a commitmentphobe who is hard-pressed for a relationship commitment is quite likely.
"I'm finally getting comfortable using The B Word "
"Bitch?"
"No… Boyfriend"
The B Word by pnuria February 21, 2011

Woodstock Kentucky

A little farming town full of good ol boys and livestock. Right off highway 934. A piece of real undisturbed heaven where there is really more livestock than people. Where treestands and fourwheelers are a family tradition and everyone knows each other.
"Man we're headin over to the Wests' farm in Woodstock for a bonfire and party!"
Somerset Kentucky
Woodstock Kentucky

word of the day envy 

The jealous feeling that one gets after submitting a word to Urban Dictionary and not having it make the word of the day email. :(
Hey did you get the word of the day from Urban Dictionary, I have a bad case of word of the day envy.

Woods Cross, UT 

Suburb of Salt Lake City, known primarily for its oil refineries, Utah's largest white trash Mormon population, drug manufacturing facilities, and desperate attempts to boost its self esteem. In recent years it has made a bid to merge with neighboring Bountiful in an attempt to improve its image. The air can be chewed and the water comes recycled from Salt Lake City's waste management plant. The streets are extensions of people's driveways, where people work on cars, sunbathe, and have church parties. The one good thing to be said about Woods Cross is that the people living there make no pretenses that they are above gutter level. A person can be a life-long member of the Mormon Church and a native born Utahan and still go to Woods Cross and experience culture shock.
Interviewer: Address?
Interviewee: Woods Cross, UT. W-O-O-D-S C-R-O-S-S
Interviewer: Yeah, but normal people don't live there. That means you are a whacked out Mormon or just plain whacked out.