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personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
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Persons

Persons are used in conversations to explain a word on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1 is the conversation starter
Person 2 is the person that answers
Person 3 gets neglected for interrupting the
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Person 1: Hi, Person 2!
Person 2: Hello, Person 1!
Person 3: Hey guys, do you know where the train stati-
*Persons 1 & 2 knocks-out Person 3*
Persons 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 insert etc. here: Why are we even here we shouldn't be existing...
by lacMC9 August 10, 2023
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Personadolt

Someone who Resorts to attacking others personally when faced with opposing viewpoints rather than engaging in reasoned discourse or debate. This word has the same definition as "Ad hominem"
After he lost the argument, he became a complete Personadolt and started making fun of his outfit.
by Financer August 24, 2023
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personality uggo

Someone whose personality makes them repulsive to look at. A personality uggo can be physically attractive, but their personality must ruin any last bit of attractiveness in them.
Rina: Jay is such a personality uggo.

Sarah: But he’s so hot?

Rina: Yeah, but knowing that he likes to wear shirts with hate symbols just ruins everything for me.
by nina smitherson August 26, 2023
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Personal

of or denoting one of the three persons.
While "personal" can refer to grammatical person (first person, second person, third person), it's less common than other definitions. In this context, a more natural sentence might be:

The verb "walk" is conjugated differently depending on the personal pronoun (I walk, you walk, he/she/it walks).
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Personal

existing as a self-aware entity, not as an abstraction or an impersonal force.
He rejected the notion of a personal God
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Personal

an advertisement or message in the personal column of a newspaper; personal ad.
In the days before online dating, many people looked for love through placing a personal ad in the newspaper's "personals" section.
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