cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

by iiv April 16, 2021

Twisted's Penis

A term referring to a certain gigachad's penis that, when used, will get you the win everytime

Just say "Twisted's Penis", it works everytime

by Twistedge Oke March 5, 2022

nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

by ButterNips June 8, 2018

Asher's penis

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes

"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"

by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Nigga penis

Big black genital organ

Cole has a huge black nigga penis

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023