An internet meme featuring a girl(?) with extremely abnormally large eye brows so big that they have their own gravitational pull and internet connection.

I don't always use the internet, but when I do, eye browse

eye browse by SnolenBobAE July 8, 2014

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eye hustling

Much like an ear hustler, the eye hustler is also a nosy little bitch. The main difference between the two is the eye hustler will read your emails/messages, "accidentally" open up and read your snail mail and will make a sock puppet account to spy on you thru social media despite the fact that you blocked them.

*Reading girlfriend's messages on Facebook and sees she is making plans with another lover while said girlfriend enters the room and catches her nosy lover red handed*
"Damn baby, why you eye hustling all my personal messages?"

"I blocked my ex Carol from Facebook, but my friend told me she made another profile so she could snoop like the nosy eye hustling bitch that she is."

"Hey! Stop eye hustling my mail! It's none of. Your fucking business if I am in debt."

eye hustling by Ali Cyn September 17, 2016

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Eyesome

Something pleasent to look at

My boyfriend Aj is eyesome

Eyesome by Dirtythoughts June 25, 2016

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Eylmaogene

A Eugene, typically the highest ranking Eugene of a region's Eugene population.

My friend Eugene just became the Eylmaogene of my town after setting a new highscore on the YiffnessGram™ test. I don't know what that is, but he's happy about it so I am proud of him!

Eylmaogene by R@D November 8, 2016

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