The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

For your eyes only

Said this before

Probs more than once

Only replied here after reading

and reading

and reading

How did I appear … as I was at the time .. my alter ego .. the artist

How do I appear now .. strangely the same but its like my art became real .. it was always spiritual at the core, energy mostly but maybe that’s the thing with expanding one’s mind

It keeps expanding .. books I read informed me but ultimately made me ask questions

Questions ..

More questions … to go with the questions I have regarding here … the number of people liked into an intricate web … or that’s how it seems as an individual with many accounts about you ..

Strange thing .. I’m a recluse .. probs only way to get me … and you did (hidden faces in the shadows)

And I let it … why …

Just in case …

Twin flame ..

Always believed there was a perfect match for me … and I am perfect for someone who actually compliments me (not as those sort of compliments) ..

And those were the only eyes my original posts were intended for ..

In response ..

Worth the risk ..

Anyone else who reveals they were part of this … your just removing your mask .. for the world to see

And if the world can’t see

I know

Spirit knows

And your soul is a record

If every last second .. feeling .. thought ..

And that

Is

All

I

Need

To

Say

…

For your eyes only … haha all of me if you want …

All or nothing

There can only be one …

I reject all others …

Can I be any clearer than this ?

by LetsTalkAboutX January 10, 2023

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Mexican Eye Goggles

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

You have no eyes

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!

Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...

by TentCrew August 9, 2010

cryin' whale eye

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.

The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.

by Nate, Zach, Kyle December 9, 2007

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012