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Jiggle Cream Puffjob

a sexual act in which a woman is covered in cream and blows air into a man's penis while jumping up and down to maker her breasts jiggle
she gave me an amazing Jiggle Cream Puffjob last night after her 5th grade graduation
by Big Dick Uncle Joe October 31, 2022
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Nivea Cream

A very annoying chammak who uses 2020 baddie combacks.
Me: Have you seen Nivea Cream today?
Someone: Yea shes hanging out with those other chammaks

Zaina, Nizrin and Zahra.
by Zaina fr slayed. November 6, 2022
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Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant
by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022
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English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.
King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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