Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

garbage ass

A person that emits such foul odors in the form of flatulence, that people within 20 feet, gag, get watery eyes, and run for cover.

Hey, garbage ass! Quit farting in the work area! We're trying to get something done here!

by lwag63 January 4, 2014

ass crave

When it's 10:30 on a lonely Wednesday night and all you can think about is all of da bootys

Man my girlfriend broke up with me and I got hella ass crave

by PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014

Ass-UV

A fucking asshole who drives an SUV like they own the road. Said species can be frequently found tailgating late at night with their high beams on. These fuckers can also be found cutting in and out of traffic, driving like they're in a race car and flipping everyone else off for not getting out of their way. Generally Ass-UV's are attracted to the biggest, clunkiest and most gass guzzling SUVs they can find. Think Chevy Suburbans, Ford Expeditions and the like.

Get turn off your highbeams and get out of my backseat you ass-UV!

I was minding my own business driving down the highway and some ass-UV zooms up into my blind side and nearly side swipes me trying to pass on the right.

by phoenix 1997 November 7, 2013

Ass Drag

Dragging a piece of bread in the butter container instead of using a knife like civilized people

Dude, dont ass drag in my butter

by fuzzy moldy potato November 10, 2015

hippo ass

When you are extremely thicc and you turn around and your ass is the size of a exercise ball. plastic surgery can't give you this much thiccness, it has to run in your family. if it does, you are a complete goddess and rise above all. if you know someone with a hippo ass, it's gonna be hard to eat the whole peach.

I was walking down the street and I saw a girl with a hippo ass. the poperatsi were chasing her down the block. it was a nice sight.

by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019

Schrödinger's Ass

"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"

-Barrack Obama, 1969

"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."

by Randomword69420 September 23, 2019