Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

Wet Wink

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.

Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.

by FranoH December 19, 2023

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots

We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots

by Michael Cairns January 19, 2009

Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016