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Under the Cat's Paw

Very drunk, specifically on gin.

A result of the "gin craze," British government tried to stem the flow of gin with prohibitive taxes and rules, which drove the gin scene underground during 18th-century England. Exploiting a loop-hole in these new regulations, where a bartender couldn't be prosecuted for serving gin if the police couldn't be sure exactly which bartender served it, wooden plaques shaped like a black cat (hence "Old Tom gin") were mounted on the outside wall of some pubs. These cat plaques had little paws, and under the cat's paw was a slot to put money in and a small lead tube. From the tube would come a shot of gin, poured by the bartender, who remained anonymous from inside the pub.

Today, "under the cat's paw," simply means to be very drunk on gin, perhaps to great excess, as that is where most of these gin-crazed bar-patrons would have spent most of their time.
"I'm going to be under the cat's paw tonight!"

"Billy, if you don't slow down on those martinis, you'll be under the cat's paw in no time!"

"I can't remember a thing- I was absolutely under the cat's paw!"
by PW Magnussen January 10, 2020
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Join the club

A way to show agreement, but also to tell someone they aren't the only one. Often used when the person saying it is responding to someone who obviously hasn't experienced as much on the topic. Can be similar to "welcome to my world."
Person 1 (barely knows Katy): "Wow I can't believe how annoying Katy is"

Person 2 (known Katy for years): "um YEAH, join the club, now you know why no one wants to be around her."
by Sbailey April 4, 2020
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Under The Carpet Homie

The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.
Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.
by Nut guy June 3, 2020
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Rate The Cake

Rating The Cake is were you and the boys huddle in a circle and rate the cake. There are 3 of rating the cake Cupcake, Birthday Cake, Wedding Cake.
1st Homie:Damn bro rate the cake

2nd:Homie:Bro im voting cupcake

1st Homie:I agree
by Pendejo Man June 12, 2020
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Killing the company

You only worked 7 hours instead of 8, you're killing the company
by Joseeehosee August 21, 2020
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between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."
by lena danvers November 11, 2020
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kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy
by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021
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