Stupid Pink Hoodie

A term used describe someone who made fun of your son for wearing long-john underwear in place of real pants.

DeAndre: "Yo, you're wearing long johns instead of pants?!?"
Max: "Yeah?!? I'm going home."
Max's mom: "Hey DeAndre, take off that Stupid Pink Hoodie!"

by 420goblinmerchant September 14, 2025

eating pink

When a male performs oral sex on a female, calling it "eating pink" because some females reproductive organs are pink. this varies, some women may have different colors but it is majority pink.

tom - "yeah man i just love eating pink"
bob - "no way man me too"

by anonymous February 18, 2025

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Perky pink

Her is the baddest most good est pink phoney phan n planetarium witch persistently prevails for perfect play performance forever with her knowingly indefinitely barring the future, to be the inevitable fate and out come of this particular planet so please please please for the fate of the planet we proclaim to love and be greatful to. fase out of her way and make everyone of her Dayz a gooder in to the bestest. She can tell you what a bad day really is. Listen to her, her story it is compassion.

Hey who's that over there? Why you acting all brand-new that's perky pink the baddest bitch who ant gotta prove!

by perky_pink January 29, 2026

Michigan Pinkeye

When a girl is rimming your butthole and you activate your secret trap card while she's nose deep inside your ass and gently squeeze out a vial tooter thus infecting her with the infamous Michigan Pinkeye.

Bro, Danielle ate my ass, and the next she morning she had some serious Michigan Pinkeye! LOL!

by DungMilk March 15, 2026

Invisible Pink Unicorn Bias

A form of cognitive bias where any socially constructed concept—a nation, a legal system, a currency, a cultural norm—is treated as if it were as arbitrarily interchangeable as the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) of satirical theology. The bias consists of dismissing the reality or significance of social constructs by reductively equating them to any other construct, claiming that because both are “made up,” they are equally fictional or equally arbitrary. For example, replacing “NATO” with “the Kingdom of Abzu” in an argument about geopolitics, and then treating the serious analysis as absurd because the substitute is obviously made up. The bias ignores that social constructs have material effects, histories, institutional weight, and differential power—not all constructs are equivalent just because none exist in a pre-social vacuum.

Invisible Pink Unicorn Bias Example: “He dismissed national borders as just ‘invisible pink unicorns’—as if the fact that they’re socially constructed meant they had no real consequences at border crossings, citizenship, or war.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Perfect pink pussy

When that pussy is so pink that its perfect for shooting your load on like a glazed doughnut 🍩

My babes has that perfect pink pussy

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025