Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Fur bird

An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 12, 2020

Bird

The word

Everybody knows about the bird

by Jdidehuxhdudh July 10, 2019

Bird

Basically someone that’s kind of a bitch. They rarely come through on what they say they will. Sometimes a little sketchy or a hassle to deal with/make plans with.

Person 1: Yo see if (name) got some tree.
Person 2: Nahh, he’s a bird. I don’t fw him.

1: You tryna go chill with so and so?
2: Nahh, he’s a bird.

by Travioli96 June 19, 2018

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

You with a bird

Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.

John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.

by Ryan astle January 15, 2021

Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.

"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"

by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013