Bar Narcolepsy 

Bar Narcolepsy, often shortened to Barcolepsy, is a disorder characterized by a sudden and uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while out drinking with friends. Bar narcolepsy is often triggered by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.

Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.

Friend 1: It's your turn to watch Emily, she has fallen asleep on the couch again.

Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.

Bar Narcolepsy by liquidroom July 11, 2011

Societal Narcissism 

Societal Narcissism is a phenomenon that has developed over time because of our society created "what about me" materialistic world.

Text book Narcissism is when a person has developed a personality disorder created at a young age when a child feels no one is taking care or them or giving them basic human needs.

Societal Narcissism is created by an lack of self-esteem, lack of confidence and a missing sense of ones self. This personality is developed because of the materialistic, self centeredness, selfish world that we live in. People today are trying to find happiness through purchasing of material goods, body alterations, keeping busy, drinking, drugs and anything outside of themselves. A "What about me" or a "Look at me" personality disorder has been created within our society because our focus on happiness has been misdirected. These personalities continually try to fill there life with busyness so they don't have to look at themselves to figure out who they really are. This personality disorder creates a lonely, sad, hollow existence that leads people to a very empty sad materialist life.

Societal Narcissism is when you feel lonely so you go shopping to try to fill the emptiness and anxiety with material goods. You think your looks and or what you wear makes people drawn to you....not who you are. You fill your life with items or you alter your looks searching for happiness. In the long run it doesn't work what matters is who you are in the inside. Not what you look like, what you wear, what you drive or where you live.

Societal Narcissism by Tairn Longden November 7, 2012

Bass Nasty

When something is totally awesome but awesome isn't a word good enough to use. It takes a conversation level 2 notches higher in excitement.

Hey jimmy, you remember when I shot that big buck that one year, that rack was bass nasty!

Bass Nasty by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

toke-nado 

A tornado of smoke created by inhaling smoke from a pipe, joint, etc., exhaling it onto a flat surface in a room with no air circulating, and lifting your hand swiftly, vertically through the smoke (like a reverse karate chop) from the surface. If you do it right, at least one toke-nado is formed.

BMO Chop! Woooooah mayne, I blew out so much smoke on the table, my toke-nado looked like a tiny hurricane. Yay weed!

toke-nado by SweetSomethings December 10, 2013

lesbian nascar 

The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.

"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"

lesbian nascar by cman5 April 14, 2015

Curry Nails 

People that frequently smoke tobacco products such as cigarettes can sometimes develop what is called "curry nails" or tobacco staining of the fingers in place of where they usually hold a cigarette. This staining is similar in appearance to the staining of spilt curry on the hands and fingers.

Don't accept any food she gives you, she has curry nails so she probably doesn't wash her hands often.

Curry Nails by Lord Cumberland February 9, 2017

Brown Nap

Falling asleep on the toilet.

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.

Brown Nap by Jawson October 4, 2018