Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
by John McJohnston November 6, 2010
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So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.
"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."
"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"
"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"
by Zean567 May 3, 2010
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