Dildo-ass

The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.

1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."

2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."

by John McJohnston November 05, 2010

dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself

Kyle is a dildo ass nigga

by buttlover213 September 24, 2017

punk ass dildo

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo

Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo

by Xvgdh June 20, 2017

With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

by Apocalypto March 15, 2011

Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019