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The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.
1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."

2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
Dildo-ass by John McJohnston November 6, 2010
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dildo ass nigga 

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself
dildo ass nigga by buttlover213 September 25, 2017

punk ass dildo 

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo
Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo
punk ass dildo by Xvgdh June 19, 2017

ass ramming dildo demon 

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.
Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

With a dildo up your ass 

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

Big fucken dildo in your ass 

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

dido ass nigga 

a lame copycat who is unoriginal and tries to be funny or tuff
shut up dido ass nigga

you a dido fuck boy
dido ass nigga by anonymous November 30, 2024
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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