Dildo-ass

The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.

1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."

2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."

by John McJohnston November 6, 2010

dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself

Kyle is a dildo ass nigga

by buttlover213 September 25, 2017

punk ass dildo

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo

Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo

by Xvgdh June 19, 2017

ass ramming dildo demon

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.

Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009

With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

by Apocalypto March 30, 2011

Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019

dido ass nigga

a lame copycat who is unoriginal and tries to be funny or tuff

shut up dido ass nigga

you a dido fuck boy

by anonymous November 30, 2024