by Ashton FUCCIN FOSTER May 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A “man” who will ditch friends, commitments, etc at the drop of a hat for a female. He will not tell anyone the reason for his sudden disappearance, but eventually all will be found out - usually through a random social media post where said Simp is tagged in a picture with her. The caption will read something like “she’s my entire world” or “couldn’t imagine life without her” or “one day I’ll give her everything she deserves” when in reality no one really knew they were even dating and the relationship is relatively brand new (they don’t live together, etc).
From the first day of dating his new gf, Ben immediately made her the #1 priority in his life over all things. Somehow he still doesn’t understand how this makes him a Simp.
by Slizzard7 May 22, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by Goolagglab December 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by Codynotfounddddd September 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug.