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School computer 

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

School Boy Bitch 

Someone who types this to a girls myspace pic
School Boy Bitch-what it is girl!? you got cho stunaz on, you got cho thizz face... kinda goin on lol, you got cho gang sign all thrown up, youz a gansta!! look at cho bad self! oooo and damn girl, youz even got cho self a twinkle in them shades, youz pimpn fa sho. do tha damn thing chell, do the damn. looks like youz was holdin it down on that ship, doin it real big. i see you i see you, fa sho fa sho. haha nah but on the real, you be lookin hecka cute in this pic, youz a dime piece fa sho :) much love to ya (T.A. girl definitely T.A.)
School Boy Bitch by Jim Mast June 14, 2008

school zone 

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
school zone by drew-ish April 3, 2008

School 21 

School 21 is a school where only the year 9s,11s and some year 8s are peng. For an example in year nine the girls who are peng are (in no order) Saray,jada and Rebecca. The rest of the school is dead except for when there’s beef. They go all in with beef.
School 21 is dead but they have some good ass beef
School 21 by TheRealSchool21 January 2, 2019

school shoot 

ok why?
apparently, school is the only place were you can cause the death of an generation of kids if you bully a kid, this just goes to show the stupidity of kids, oh yea, also people think this is funny, they make memes out of kids that die, area 51 ok fine that was a suicided mission, school shootings? now thats takeing it too far

school girling 

to take speed, then ingest some type of MAO-Inhibitor through the nasal cavity, and later have MDMA build up for a couple hours to give the physical buzz of rolling for a short period of time... makes you giggly like a school girl.
man, i accidentally school girled last night, i woke up feeling fucked up!
school girling by bob hope August 21, 2003