Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

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chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase

Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .

by Theoriginalbugsy June 8, 2018

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Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017

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When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017

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