Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010

jade monkey

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.

I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo

by sarahjames August 5, 2006

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

yellow monkey

a blond haired person

go back to europe, you nordic faggy yellow monkey!

by NaziMonkeys March 21, 2010

butt monkey

1. A person of anal disposition, esp. one who partakes in homesexual japery. 2. A mischievous, suspect dishonest or meddlesome gaylord

Marko enjoyed playing the bell end in his village people uniform, he was a real butt monkey

by guruwong February 4, 2005

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007