woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

yellow monkey

a blond haired person

go back to europe, you nordic faggy yellow monkey!

by NaziMonkeys March 21, 2010

butt monkey

1. A person of anal disposition, esp. one who partakes in homesexual japery. 2. A mischievous, suspect dishonest or meddlesome gaylord

Marko enjoyed playing the bell end in his village people uniform, he was a real butt monkey

by guruwong February 4, 2005

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

by ass monkey August 22, 2003

monkey fist

A very small vagina. Also known as a monklet in extreme south Alabama. Opposite of a vagiant.

Ball up your fist and look at the little hole your pointer finger makes. Imagine a rhesus monkey doing it.

How was your date? Big pussy? No, she had a monkey fist.

by EchoFree October 20, 2007