Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 03, 2025

Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

Dead

When your being very serious ! used on the east-coast mainly

“ i dead don’t see what’s funny”
“ you being deadass”
“ i’m being dead serious”

by __sosokayy November 08, 2018

dead snake

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)

Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.

by Big Tys December 06, 2023

Trevor's Dog is Dead

A phrase used to win any argument and cannot be countered. In addition, You cannot stack a Trevor's Dog is Dead on top of a Trevor's dog is Dead.

A-a-ron: Rainbow six is a bad game.

Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....

A-a-ron: Damn, you win.

by ZMan501st June 06, 2018

D.I.E...DEAD

When you're trying to spell and can't, and you say DIE DEAD.

Im "D.I.E...DEAD", my husband got HIV.

by LoGic FCMS September 12, 2020

Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022