Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
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Get the Alex mug.He is very awkward and short and most ppl don’t bother with him. He gives great relationship advice and knows how to treat someone but will never find true love. If you are good friends with him he will most likely open up to you and deep down inside he is a sad lonely person who just needs someone to care about him. Will try his best to make people laugh even if he’s not funny. He will always forgive people no matter what they done.
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