Banana

A person who is a slob or a slouch, who’s business is out of order. Their personal life is a mess in which everyone knows about it.

That guy got caught doing the same thing again, fucking banana

by The Thesaurus June 6, 2018

Banana

A long yellow fruit filled with potassium.
Oh, did you expect a stupid sassy, most likely sexual definition?

Huh.
Well, It's to late now, meh, i'll just make the example funny.

-I don't know how to be funny.
-Banana

by sqwerb February 7, 2023

Banana

The Banana is a deadly south African weapon banned from war for Illegal manufacturing and for affecting the multiverse beyond the quantum level. This weapon is so strong it is able to take down a Fat man with just a throw. It has also erased Obama doing the whip and nae nae from existence.

Deez: Hey man is that banana!

Balls: Yea man, can i throw it at you.

Deez: NAH MAN THATS ILLEGAL!!

Balls: Too bad.

by Joesepths Mother December 30, 2021

Banana

Someone or something that is being very annoying or acting like an idiot

Someone in my group is being a Banana
Donald Trump is a professional Banana

by BroBoi January 21, 2020

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.

I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition stems from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021