Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

Cool As A Zipper

Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.

After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"

by dantemac253 May 26, 2011