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zack bauer

the cutest boy alive.
adorable
hott bod
and he's my cyber friend:)
:) <3 god i just want zack bauer to do me
by mypie.xo April 17, 2010
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Zack Talk

A form of sarcastic ass talking, usually in that "dumb imitating someone voice". The goal of Zack Talk is to piss off the person you are talking to.
Kowsk: Dont try to Zack Talk me ricky.
Ricky: I'll kew you
by Kowsk May 16, 2006
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zack morris phone

Remember Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell and his big ass cell phone? Well, anyone with an old ass phone that is lacking todays features has a Zack Morris Phone
Sorry I couldnt get that video you sent me, I have a Zack Morris Phone
by Trent Rockwell September 6, 2007
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Zack-and-Miri Effect

When watching porn becomes suddenly much more interesting because someone starring in it either is, or looks exactly like, someone you went to high school with.

Usually followed by downloading a hard copy of that porn and archiving it to show other former classmates.
Guy: Dude, I was on YouPorn last night and I recognized this chick I knew from high school. Anyways, I couldnt stop watching!
Guy#2: Classic Zack-and-Miri Effect, did it end up being her?
Guy: Ya, her stage name is Britney Ray!
Guy#2: Sweet!
by AirplaneDonk January 7, 2011
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Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.
Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.
by Z-Mo April 8, 2008
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Zack-Morris

Verb. To date more than one girl on the same night in the same location. Derived from the name of a common employer of the classic sitcom trope, Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell.
-"Dude, I'm seeing these two totally awesome chicks, but I can only afford one night out this week."
-"Easy dude, find a large bar and Zack-Morris them."
by LikeTotallyAwesome May 7, 2013
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zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family
omg is that zack aker
by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019
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