A young, adolescent male, that is spoiled by his mother who is compensating the absence of the father, inhibiting the child's temper tantrums & hissy fits. This poor behavior is rewarded quickly & early in development causing further problems in adulthood.
She refused to discipline him because she felt bad about his daddy leaving, making it inevitable that he would sadly grow into a Zack Starritt. & need therapy on down the road.
by Better than your girl September 25, 2022

by Bruhblahbb16 June 1, 2020

by senshuyou June 4, 2025

A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018

That weird guy from work. Conspiracy theories. Pirates. Zack Sparrow ~clown emoji~
That’s all you need to know.
That’s all you need to know.
Man, Zack sure is weird... He just told me about the ice wall around Antártica ?? He thinks the earth is flat 😬
by Evil Zack August 10, 2022

by Covid boy March 24, 2022

by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021
