Your Mom

The universal response to everything.

Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!

by thepertyninja May 2, 2007

Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

Your Mom

a shitty insult that doesnt work at all and for some reason became a meme

Person 1:Your Mom's Gay

Person 2:wtf is wrong with all these retards???

Person 3: Your Mom HAHAHAHAHA

by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018