wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Wafflecock

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.

Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.

by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006