wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

wonk

to have a wank and walk at the same time

fuck this im off for a wonk

by Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson March 7, 2008

Wonkey

Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.

Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"

by Dragz600 October 26, 2011

wonka

A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

"Boys have a willy, girls have a wonka"

by Anniebageddi January 2, 2006

Wono

a cheeky spirited little person that just floats around the atmosphere and gets by from being so miniscule.
Wono's can tend to be annoying and have high screeching voices, many people may constantly get annoyed by a wono while some others may think that a wono is cute and may want to take them home.
Many wonos work in customer service and tend to take a very long time to eat one meal.

"look at that little wono, how cute"
"wono is taking forever to eat her cereal, HURRY UP"
"what a wono"

by caoo22 November 24, 2012

Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy

Tanisha is a fucking wonk.

by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019

A Willy Wonker

A male reproductive organ.

Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!

by Steve is June 22, 2008