wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.

Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!

by mwcs June 15, 2014

wiener stink

Cottage cheese looking wiener

When you haven't had a bath in a week you get the wiener stink

by Wiener stink August 23, 2016

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Wiener leaner

A wiener leaner is when you adjust you wiener to the right position so that you are comfortable.

"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."

by Itsbabyc💜 December 26, 2016

wiener on a bun

wieners that are placed on buns and then eaten

wow I just had the best wiener on a bun

by whomst is a real mon December 6, 2017

Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties

Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.

by MrShocker May 1, 2018

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS

Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER

by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018