Gunnel Whomping

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.

Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.

by Imdora May 14, 2011

whomp

this word can be used in a number of ways. as a noun, a verb, or an adjective. take any word out of a sentence and this word is guaranteed to replace it.

you're whompin' me on

whomp you!

by samole April 4, 2009

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

Whomp

To have a poo and a wank at the same time

Guy 1: Whoa man last night I had the sweetest whomp ever

Guy 2: Man that sounds sweet, im gonna take a whomp as soon as I get home

by Baguette101 December 30, 2008

whoopage

the officaial scientific term for a person high off boost and chocolate in Garg's science lesson

'You are the whoopage'
'Wow really?!'

by sid le sloth March 3, 2009

Whomp

The expression used when witnessing an epic failure.

Girl walking around with her bump-it showing through her hair.
WHOMP!

Guy approaches girl at the bar, and offers to buy her a drink. He looks closer and sees that she has a snaggle tooth.

WHOMP!

You thought the movie started at 3, but it started at 2.

WHOMP!

by HeyVixHey May 21, 2012