as it were

a phrase used to sound cultured, especially when fellating a horse.

While i was sucking him off, as it were...

by jim slim jim jim gousche December 29, 2008

Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

by gzcl July 19, 2007

werf

English (UK) slang for "worth." Comes from dropping the "th" at the end and instead pronouncing it as an "f."

MARK: That's the most poncey fuckin' jacket I seen in donkey's years.
NIGEL: What's that? I'll fuck you up you fuckin' tosser!
TED: Nigel, just leave it mate! It's not werf it, there's Old Bill all over the gaff!

by don_tardo December 31, 2006

cyborg-hippo-were-panda

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.

The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.

by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005

Wish You Were Here

1) British progressive rock band Pink Floyd's ninth studio album. It mainly deals with the absence of former band member Syd Barrett. The album cover features a highly recognizable image of a normal man shaking hands with a man on fire in a movie studio backlot. One of the two Pink Floyd albums to have the text on the spine in the CD version reading from bottom to top, along with Animals. The track listing is as follows:
1. Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V) - (13:40)
2. Welcome to the Machine - (7:31)
3. Have A Cigar - (5:08)
4. Wish You Were Here - (5:34)
5. Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts VI-IX) - (12:31)

Probably Pink Floyd's third most famous work, bested only by Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall.

2) A song on the album "Wish You Were Here," notable for it's very distinctive acoustic guitar line.

3) An Incubus song that has nothing to do with the Pink Floyd work, and whose popularity pales in comparison.

1) - Have you heard "Wish You Were Here"?
- Hell yeah! That's one of my favourite albums!

2) - Have you heard "Wish You Were Here"?
- Hell yeah! That's one of my favourie songs!

3) - Have you heard "Wish You Were Here"?
- Hell yeah! That's one of my favourite albums!
- No, the Incubus song.
- Umm...no.

by Spença B July 11, 2006

Were-penis

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.

Johns were-penis attacked me last night.

by Casey Karn February 27, 2008

werka

Meaning slave. Usually used as a racist expression.

"get back to work werka."

by Sillyburger:) July 12, 2022