Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.

Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!

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Fat D Weight

The biggest Male genatalia in the world is normally reffered to as dat fat D weight dick.

"Should i tell you that ever since i was young, I imagined sucking some fat D weight dick" - Lebron James

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A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.

I found my mom's vagina weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time I tasted my golden retriever's seminal fluids.

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A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

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Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

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Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.

Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.

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